Certified by your yiayia 🇬🇷

Malaka Certified

100% authentic Greek malakies.

A stern Greek yiayia in a black headscarf, raising a wooden spoon in her kitchen.
The family

Meet the cast

  • The Certifier
  • Yiayia
  • Papou
  • Kapetan
  • The Goddess
  • The Gym Bro
  • Cousin from America
  • The Statue
Drop 01 · OXI Day · October 28

Merch is coming. You pick it.

Vote for the characters we print. The top 3 drop on October 28, plus the stamp tee.

A marble Greek statue wearing aviator sunglasses and a gold chain, arms crossed, by the sea.