Privacy

Last updated October 4, 2026

Malaka Certified is a Greek meme page. This page explains what this website collects and what we do with it, in plain words.

What we collect

Only what you choose to send us on the Drop 01 page:

• Votes: when you tap Vote, we receive which shirt you voted for. A vote carries no name and no email. Your browser keeps a note of the shirts you voted for on your own device, so the button shows “Voted”. We don’t see that note.
• Email signup: when you sign up for first dibs, we receive your email address, the fact that you ticked the box saying yes to our emails, and the shirt you had just voted for, if any.

If you send us a clip or a message on Instagram, Instagram’s own privacy policy applies to that message.

What we use it for

Votes decide which shirts we print. We use your email to tell you about Malaka Certified drops and new episodes. We do not sell your information.

Our emails

To unsubscribe at any time, reply to any of our emails or message @malakacertified on Instagram, and we will take you off the list.

Posting and taking down

We only post a clip when the person who sent it says we can. If you change your mind, message @malakacertified on Instagram and we will take the post down and delete what you sent us.

Other services this site uses

• Hosting: the site and its forms run on Netlify, which receives your vote or signup and keeps standard server logs, such as IP addresses.
• Fonts: the text fonts load from Google Fonts, which can see your IP address when the page loads.
• Instagram: links on this site go to Instagram, which has its own privacy policy.

This site does not use analytics, advertising trackers or cookies of its own.

Questions or requests

To ask what we hold about you, or to have it deleted, message @malakacertified on Instagram.